MY CLOSE ENCOUNTER WITH BISHOP DAVID OYEDEPO (CKN Satire)

Yester night I had a trip of a lifetime, i had the rare privilege of sitting next to Bishop David Oyedepo..We rode in one of his private jets.. I ate the best meal and drank the best choice wine I have ever had in my entire life.. After cruising to several cities and events.. We finally landed and to my greatest surprise he handed me an envelope for my company promising that we will have another such ride from time to time immedi...ately after this year's Shiloh.

He asked one of his drivers to go and drop me ..I rode in one of the best limousines I have ever seen.. I looked like a king.. As the ride progressed through Otta into town, i opened the envelope he gave me and almost fainted.. Inside it was a cheque for $500,000..... Just after the Raypower road at Alagbado ,I saw a Zenith Bank Branch there and asked the driver to just branch in so that I can pay the cheque into my dollar account which doesn't even have up to $500 in it for years.
Just as I finished filling the teller and was about to pass it to the Zenith cash officer.I had a gentle tap on my shoulder, Chris change your position, you ve been snoring so hard.
It was a dream.. Impossible, how can such be a dream.. I have been sad all night and don't even know what to do since then.
I even refused to go to Church this morning because of this can't be happening to me.. Would you blame me, what should I do now?..

Chris Kehinde Nwandu Is The Publisher And Editor In Chief Of CKN Nigeria