New VIP Executive Recruited University Lecturers (Just A Joke)

Nyesom Wike to teach (Political Science and Quarreling Technology),Goodluck Jonathan to teach(Zoology and Inbalance Governance),Namadi Sambo (Quota Sharing),Anyim Pius Anyim (Local Govt and Legislative Studies),Patience Jonathan (English Language),Ngozi Iweala (Economics and IMF Statistics),Sanusi Lamido Sanusi (Accounting and Naira Note Printing),Prof Julius Okojie (NUC), (Edu Admin/Mgt and Human Resources). Reuben Abati (Grammar and Use of Abusive Languages),Diezani Alison-Madueke ( Petroleum Studies and Price Increases), Stella Oduah (Transport and Car Purchases),David Mark (Military and Stability Studies), Labaran Maku (Public MalAdministration).We are still recruiting..Let's have your input on our next recruitment drive.

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Chris Kehinde Nwandu is the Editor In Chief of CKNNEWS || He is a Law graduate and an Alumnus of Lagos State University, Lead City University Ibadan and Nigerian Institute Of Journalism || With over 2 decades practice in Journalism, PR and Advertising, he is a member of several Professional bodies within and outside Nigeria || Member: Institute Of Chartered Arbitrators ( UK ) || Member : Institute of Chartered Mediators And Conciliation || Member : Nigerian Institute Of Public Relations || Member : Advertising Practitioners Council of Nigeria || Fellow : Institute of Personality Development And Customer Relationship Management || Member and Chairman Board Of Trustees: Guild Of Professional Bloggers of Nigeria

8 Comments

  1. 080328932543/12/13 6:51 am

    I think wike should also teach,methods in d removal of a sitting governor.

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  2. Aruma oteh to teach(paying 2 million or more from the government account to settle your hotel bills every day as a government employee)but only when you study abroad.

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  3. U all ar foools......

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  4. Ds is good Hahahahahaha!! Bamanga Tukur(HOD scatter n divide dept) Peter Obi(how 2 win a hostile situation wt hostage taking- Elections dept) I am also putting up Asari Dokubo(ouch it hurts when d govt aint giving me attention/how 2 blow hot n cold 2 suit my situation- Treason/mental nut case dept)***i've got more names/portfolio on d way***-qubrat

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  5. Ahmed Gulak to teach political sociology. Lolx!!!

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  6. Can the so called leaders do anything? Can they succeed?

    Of course not!

    Why?

    If they can not simply preside over their families successfully, how can they direct the multitude of people like this? For instance, power has not being regular since 1960, that is 53 years ago! If they have not succeeded for 50 years, forget it, they will never succeed! Never! Not in this life time!! So don't trust them. For 48 hours there's no power supply in Gbagada! In the city not village! Come on, they can't succeed but will go from bad to worse corruption-wise!!!

    Now they are proposing to increase fixed charge from N750 to N1,500 for domestic use, i.e. Whether you consume power or not, you will pay N1,500! Monthly subscription for Access Bouquet on many cable TVs which will be for 24 hours service for a month!

    Fixed charge for some industrial usage is N22,170 a month excluding VAT, whether you have power supply or not!

    So Nigerians are now "the green field and ripe for harvest", while people in government are the reapers!

    Educational sector? Health sector? State of the road networks? Rate of unemployment?

    Yet someone is proposing 2017 to be the next year of presidential election. Someone bought 2 cars of N240m each, at least, so we heard! Some others are fighting with all they have that they want to "lead" people to enrich their pocket.

    I can go on and on. In fact, Nigeria as a nation is like a Zoological Garden. Very interesting to visit like a tourist center.

    It is no wonder then that the whites, including Chinese, Lebanese, Taiwan etc are very much interested to come and study our economic-behaviour, social-behaviour and intelligence like we do when we visit the Z**.

    Our "leader" have captured us and they're getting a "FEE" from the Asians and the Western world to come and watch us! What a pity!!

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  7. Joseph mbu to teach depolicing n overthrowing

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