Nigerians Develop New Vocabs,Terminologies For Faruk Lawan/Otedola

A New English Word: farouk

Farouk /fɑːrʊk/ Pronounced [fah-rook] plural farouks

1. To collect partial or full bribe from an individual in order to get the job done, then deny collection then finally plead guilty when evidence is undeniable
2. To threaten someone to part with money or face legal action eg- My little boy farouked his father when he caught him sleeping with their house-help
-The Gangster looked at the midget who was Farouking him and smiled a knowing smile
3. To cheat; fleece; swindle.
4. To put ones shining career in danger with consequent punishment, disgrace
Eg- she was on two scholarships in the UK when she was Farouked

-Noun
1. A vertically disadvantaged swindler with big big grammar
2. (in law) money collected (at the back) as evidence during court proceedings
Eg - Can the witness please produce the serialized Farouks.          

OTEDOLA VS LAWAN...

OBJ & GEJ CONNECTION

GEJ: Baba, trouble dey oh!
OBJ: What is it Jona?
GEJ: It's this short man that removed Ete oh, he's disturbing me.
OBJ: I know this people at the hollow chamber. They are thieves and robbers. They steal the little money we give them and turn around to disturb us for more. You know what you will do?
GEJ: No sir.
OBJ: Call Femi, to arrange small change and tempt the guy.
GEJ: Like how much sir?
OBJ: $3m
GEJ: That's too much oh.
OBJ: You are no longer a palm-wine tapper oh; you are the president of the most corrupt country on earth, the earlier you get that the better.
GEJ: Supposing he rejects it?
OBJ: Jona, He's first a member of PDP and a Nigerian. Look who is not a thief here? Myself? Yourself?, Sambo? David? Even among this other political parties who is not?
GEJ: You are right sir.
OBJ: Once Lawan collects the money that is the end of the probe report and beginning of another case. Get any of this home video people to produce the film...maybe Mainframe pictures or so
GEJ: Baba, you are the original "Evil Genius"
OBJ: O ti o....na IBB.