Love Letter by an Igbo Big Boy:I just wanted to let u know dat I
hav joined the muvin people. Ndi
na aga aga, (the happuning
guys). I am Aguiyi international!
Importa & Exporta. I ownu plenty
of shop in Onitsha main market.
As u are luking at me, nne a dim
very solid.
My containers come in 20s and
40s every weekly. I hav over 40
boys in my training.
Aguiyi is a bigi boy, I am a muver,
I am a shaker. I yamu a man of
timber & plywood. I yamu rich
and by d special grace of God, I
am the owner of di biggest &
powerfulu boutique u can think
of. I employ one lady to managin
it. I can call her wit my etisalat
phone; give her query with my
mtn; fire her with my glo; and
hire another manger with my
airtel. I wulu make you di CEO,
president, and first lady of di
conglomerate.
All di streets in china are right
here in my head and all di
Nigerian boys dat load market in
there are under me. As I yamu
speaking to u now, they are
making plan to crown me eze ndi
igbo nile of china and by the
special grace of God, you will be
lolo ndi igbo nile of china.
Nne you look like egg yolk and
for dat, I will kill any ochicha for
u.
Nne, ego na esi isi na arum. I send
money on errands.
A dim ok! Is iti my fault dat I
yamu a bigi boy? Is iti my fault
dat at my age, I have many boys
under me? Is iti my fault dat I
have plans of making u d
president of d biggest boutique
in Onitsha.
I wulu repackage u nne m and
present u to d world, pretty
damusel. Nne m o! Oyoyo m,
Egovin nwa! My yori yori! My
african Queen, ashanti m! Nwa
akworo aka muo! Igbu go m.
Infact baby, take me.
Your loving faithfully,
Aguyi.